A few things I have learnt from porn:

Disclaimer: I’m not a porn addict.

I felt I had to start on that note! I like finding a person’s porn stash (where u hide it in your computer says a lot about u), not to mention the type of porn that guys watch! I’m yet to find a Kenyan guy with a stash of BDSM!  However, watching porn is a nice experience, one gets to learn a lot! I’ve seen quite a variety…don’t need to list them here…but here’s a few things I’ve grasped from it all!

  1. There are no asian men! I kid you not!! Never seen an asian man in porn! Maybe they’re there in gay porn…anyone?
  2. The louder one screams, the better the experience!
  3. No one knows what they are doing! Hence words of encouragement such as ‘fuck me’ and ‘baby ur so good’and ‘suck my dick’  are highly encouraged in showing your partner how to do it!
  4. No matter where his dick has been, you are obligated to put it in your mouth and make it look like it tastes nice! This has to be the most disturbing thing about all this!
  5. Fake acrylic nails are a must! Really! I have never seen a porn star with natural nails!
  6. Women love to have facials by men’s jeez…I don’t know how true the protein-wrinkle thing is…but it must work! Those girls are gorgeous!
  7. No matter how much she seems not to be enjoying it…just carry on! She’ll come around eventually!
  8. the men in porn are beasts! they got the junk and they can just go on…and on…heck!
  9. Finally, who the hell needs condoms? Seriously, though! Protect yourself! Always wear a condom!
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